Out of the mouth of an Independent Energy Auditor

We got a free home energy audit through Alliant Energy yesterday. If you have an audit, then they'll give you a rebate on additional insulation, replacement windows and doors...whatever they deem necessary. Paul seemed like a nice guy and he brought us some free stuff, but I was not expecting to hear...

• "You seriously don't have a wood-burning stove?!?"
• "You need to turn your heat up."
• "Do you ever run your air conditioner??"
• "You spent as much to heat your house and you with your water heater last year."
• "I looked at your bills from the last year. I really didn't think anyone was living here."